middle class blues

jon snow: worlds worst boyfriend!

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:27:56 -0400

why didn’t he just yell “crows before hos” before he pushed ygritte to the ground! :(

Photo

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 00:12:08 -0400

"‘when is he going to be ready!? i am ready! i have my shit together! when will he be 31? be 31..."

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 00:07:13 -0400

“‘when is he going to be ready!? i am ready! i have my shit together! when will he be 31? be 31 already! dammit!””

- commercial break / dating discussions with a lady friend

“Green juice is a God-given right."

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:03:07 -0400

“Green juice is a God-given right."

visual-overdose: In the game of foams you swim, or you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:38:22 -0400

visual-overdose:

In the game of foams you swim, or you drown.

if i don’t get to the catskills at least once this summer, i’ll just die.

"went to brunch for the first time in a while, and now i feel human again."

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:35:16 -0400

“went to brunch for the first time in a while, and now i feel human again.”

- middleclassblues

‘this guy REALLY loves communicating with emoji’ -...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:46:00 -0500

‘this guy REALLY loves communicating with emoji’ - girl 1

‘i know. i love it’ - girl 2

grumpy friends that don't let friends date and dish

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 11:07:36 -0500

me: can i tell you about my amazing date last night?
grump: no. i'm not dating now, so you can't date. unless your date died at the end of the night, and then you can tell me about it.
me: really? he didn't die. if i tell you about it, what will you do?
grump: break your nose.

meeting for brunch before 11am?!

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 18:25:28 -0500

meeting for brunch before 11am?!

but didn’t you go to summer camp?

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 18:19:49 -0500

but didn’t you go to summer camp?

sandy relief

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 18:11:00 -0500

hipster 1: i mean, i've done my part giving back after sandy. i had sex with that guy that had to leave his luxury apt downtown. he's living in a hotel. it's sooo tragic.
hipster 2: i don't think that counts
hipster 1: um, the hotel is in midtown, what's more tragic than that?

12 magic words

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 00:40:10 -0500

Boy: I don't know if this condom will fit. Do you have magnums?
Girl: hahahahahaha! Uhhhh... No.

i need to remember, that next time i’m on a date, and the...

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 10:24:57 -0400

i need to remember, that next time i’m on a date, and the guy says he realllyyyyy relates to scott pilgrim… i just need to end it right there.

Bachelorette Beliebers

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 12:12:57 -0400

Friend: Did you have a good weekend?
MCHood: I have a semi-faded tattoo of Justin Bieber's autograph on one boob. I'd say so.

i was happy to find some leftover cheese and pâté in our office...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:45:03 -0400

i was happy to find some leftover cheese and pâté in our office kitchen, but it left me thinking that it would have been a whole lot more enjoyable if there was also some pepper jelly. - middleclassblues

i am starting to rethink my ‘no jocks / only...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 17:17:38 -0400

i am starting to rethink my ‘no jocks / only artists’ man policy…

ryangagainstryanp:

Chris Kluwe - The Ryan Gosling of Football.

i mean, i like her a lot, but she’s german and she...

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 11:29:48 -0400

i mean, i like her a lot, but she’s german and she doesn’t know who kraftwerk is… is that ever acceptable?!

when people stop being polite, and start getting real…

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:01:26 -0400

when people stop being polite, and start getting real…

even if you would sit on that face (if only to stop him from...

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:28:17 -0400

even if you would sit on that face (if only to stop him from speaking), you would never fuck that dick. trust.

ha! good one patty! i could say the same about most...

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 12:32:27 -0400

ha! good one patty! i could say the same about most ‘diverse’ liberal non profits or every liberal arts college in america. but let’s just acknowledge the fact that i love HBO’s the wire, reading colorlines, the roots on jimmy fallon, trips to brooklyn chinatown for dim sum, and holiday trips to india or thailand! i mean, you don’t get much more diverse than that in middle class brooklyn, am i rightttt?