waiter: what can i get you?
still drunk friend: yeah, we’re going to need some coffee, some organic eggs, buckwheat pancakes with mascarpone, mimosas, and some blow.
waiter: uhhh… i might have to call someone for the blow, but i’ll put the rest of your order through now.
me: haha. i fucking love brunch.
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