i need to remember, that next time i’m on a date, and the guy says he realllyyyyy relates to scott pilgrim… i just need to end it right there.
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i was happy to find some leftover cheese and pâté in our office kitchen, but it left me thinking that it would have been a whole lot more enjoyable if there was also some pepper jelly. - middleclassblues
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i am starting to rethink my ‘no jocks / only artists’ man policy…
Chris Kluwe - The Ryan Gosling of Football.
i mean, i like her a lot, but she’s german and she doesn’t know who kraftwerk is… is that ever acceptable?!
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when people stop being polite, and start getting real…
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even if you would sit on that face (if only to stop him from speaking), you would never fuck that dick. trust.
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ha! good one patty! i could say the same about most ‘diverse’ liberal non profits or every liberal arts college in america. but let’s just acknowledge the fact that i love HBO’s the wire, reading colorlines, the roots on jimmy fallon, trips to brooklyn chinatown for dim sum, and holiday trips to india or thailand! i mean, you don’t get much more diverse than that in middle class brooklyn, am i rightttt?
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