middle class blues

Jun 03

jon snow: worlds worst boyfriend!

why didn’t he just yell “crows before hos” before he pushed ygritte to the ground! :(

(Source: girlwhoplayedwithbarbells)

(via eisencorgi)

“‘when is he going to be ready!? i am ready! i have my shit together! when will he be 31? be 31 already! dammit!” — commercial break / dating discussions with a lady friend

May 24

“Green juice is a God-given right."

May 19

visual-overdose:

In the game of foams you swim, or you drown.

 if i don’t get to the catskills at least once this summer, i’ll just die. 

(Source: dictatorboy)

“went to brunch for the first time in a while, and now i feel human again.” — middleclassblues

Jan 27

‘this guy REALLY loves communicating with emoji’ - girl 1

‘i know. i love it’ - girl 2

Dec 18

grumpy friends that don't let friends date and dish

• me: can i tell you about my amazing date last night?
• grump: no. i'm not dating now, so you can't date. unless your date died at the end of the night, and then you can tell me about it.
• me: really? he didn't die. if i tell you about it, what will you do?
• grump: break your nose.

Nov 29

meeting for brunch before 11am?!

(Source: settimanadellamoda)

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