why didn’t he just yell “crows before hos” before he pushed ygritte to the ground! :(
‘when is he going to be ready!? i am ready! i have my shit together! when will he be 31? be 31 already! dammit! — commercial break / dating discussions with a lady friend
“Green juice is a God-given right."
In the game of foams you swim, or you drown.
if i don’t get to the catskills at least once this summer, i’ll just die.
went to brunch for the first time in a while, and now i feel human again. — middleclassblues
‘this guy REALLY loves communicating with emoji’ - girl 1
‘i know. i love it’ - girl 2
meeting for brunch before 11am?!