jon snow: worlds worst boyfriend!
why didn’t he just yell “crows before hos” before he pushed ygritte to the ground! :(
June 2013
3 posts
“‘when is he going to be ready!? i am ready! i have my shit together! when will he be 31? be 31 already! dammit!”
—commercial break / dating discussions with a lady friend
May 2013
3 posts
“went to brunch for the first time in a while, and now i feel human again.”
—middleclassblues
January 2013
1 post
December 2012
1 post
grumpy friends that don't let friends date and dish
- me: can i tell you about my amazing date last night?
- grump: no. i'm not dating now, so you can't date. unless your date died at the end of the night, and then you can tell me about it.
- me: really? he didn't die. if i tell you about it, what will you do?
- grump: break your nose.
November 2012
4 posts
sandy relief
- hipster 1: i mean, i've done my part giving back after sandy. i had sex with that guy that had to leave his luxury apt downtown. he's living in a hotel. it's sooo tragic.
- hipster 2: i don't think that counts
- hipster 1: um, the hotel is in midtown, what's more tragic than that?
12 magic words
- Boy: I don't know if this condom will fit. Do you have magnums?
- Girl: hahahahahaha! Uhhhh... No.
October 2012
1 post
September 2012
4 posts
Bachelorette Beliebers
- Friend: Did you have a good weekend?
- MCHood: I have a semi-faded tattoo of Justin Bieber's autograph on one boob. I'd say so.
