is line this supposed to be ironic because jorma taccone hasn’t gone through puberty? he’s still pretty hot, for a boy.
(Source: justnotthatordinary)
sometimes life isn't a big bowl of fair trade organic ice cream...
waiter: what can i get you?
still drunk friend: yeah, we’re going to need some coffee, some organic eggs, buckwheat pancakes with mascarpone, mimosas, and some blow.
waiter: uhhh… i might have to call someone for the blow, but i’ll put the rest of your order through now.
me: haha. i fucking love brunch.
generally i like to go to restaurants that only use organic, local, farm to table ingredients… but, yeah, sometimes i like to go to red lobster… for the cheddar biscuits.
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remember when we were 15, and we smoked pot in your room, while your parents were upstairs having a wine and cheese party —- we had the window open, so we thought that they couldn’t smell it… yeah. we were 15.
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“the TSA will confiscate your yogurt, even if it is organic.”
— a classy man with middleclassblues
I <3 cory booker… i might even spend time in nj for him.
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“…then we went back to normal class to London from Dubai and I was sad.I couldn’t even order extra yoghurt! they gave me loads in Business class!”
—1st class traveling scottish lady
i may just be simultaneously working on a cover letter and dirty texting with my lover. like-a-mother-fucking-boss.
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i got strawberries. whiskey. vibrator. gosling on demand… happy fucking valentines day! - wise lady friend
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dowager dilemmas are always getting me down.
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